The Future: What have we learned about pants? 1) Many things look better inside of them, and 2) therefore you should calm down.
What I like best is the kind of complicated messed up truth, you know … the one that’s so imperfect that you know it’s true.
The Future: You don’t really love him/her. But there is someone you have loved for almost 3 years now. You think it can’t work, but you’re wrong.